2025
22
Apr
If you are wondering where plastic surgery ridden Eiza Gonzalez, who as a child was a compulsive eater who ate her way through her teenage years before becoming a top Hollywood actress from Mexico you want to fuck is currently located in the world….you’ll be glad to know she is in Madrid.
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2025
22
Apr
I’ve said it before and I will say it again….tiny tits are tits too!
In this world of diversity and inclusion, it’s important to celebrate tits of all sizes and letting them know that they are equally fun to play with, because they are tits.
On this Earth Day, like every day, we must encourage the girls with tiny tits to feel good about their tits, instead of cutting them up and injecting them with implants….nature knows best.
Tiny tits, unlike Tiny Dicks is nothing to be ashamed of because a girl’s sex appeal or feminism doesn’t rely on titty size, where as a dude’s cock size determines how worthy he is as a man….
I like all tits and on this day after the Pope’s death, we must remember that tits are a holy experience as long as they are tits.
Posted in:TINY TITS
2025
22
Apr
Her name is ANASTASIA which makes you think she’s either a Russian Mail Order Bride, or at the very least a Slavic Mail Order Bride, but it’s possible she’s just a Russian hooker, or even a Ukrainian content creator trying to make lots of money through her nude modeling to get her that better life in LA.
In this artsy photoshoot, because she’s clearly an artist and not a prostitute or sex worker just because she shows her vagina on the internet, the woman form is a beautiful thing that you should stare at before jerking off because of the way it makes you feel because it’s a vagina in black and white, like jerking off to nudes of your granny you find in her basement when moving her out of her apartment and into the old folks home.
Posted in:Nude Model
2025
22
Apr
In Sydney Sweeney news, it was just announced that she has singed onto a Michael Bay project based on the videogame Outrun that I am sure we’ve all played, even those of us who hate videogames because it was the 80s and there was nothing else to do.
I don’t know what the storyline will be, but I can only hope that it’s 90 minutes of the back of Sweeney’s head since the back of her head is the story of her success, at least that’s what we assume is the story of her success and possibly the reason her mouth doesn’t close.
In other Sweeney news, she is recently single enough, her celebrity made her outgrow the man she was engaged to, realizing it’s more fun to fuck other people or at least level up on who she will end up with, she’s very famous, to of the charts now.
She has landed herself a new dog and introduced that dog to the fans using her social media feed and it is a brilliant mix of tits and puppies, two of everyone’s favorite things.
This is why Sweeney matters, she taps into the things that matter, tits and puppies.
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2025
21
Apr
Millie Bobby Brown’s taken a different approach to surfing, a more fat and lazy one because she’s not really that athletic looking, more a soft chick with soft ass and tits, that aren’t as obese as they’re destined to be since she has to be on TV and manages to maintain…but the second she’s 30 and the metabolism dies down to non existent…the ass will be broad…and so will the gut….
Millie Bobby Brown’s take on surfing is being carried around by a group of bros, in what looks like she’s being taken to sacrifice in some Lords of the Flies inspired tropical experience….but first the gangbang…
You nerds into nerd shows may find that exciting.
Here’s that fat ass:
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2025
21
Apr
Salma Hayek brought her tits out for Easter because she’s religious like that.
She figures unleashing her big famous tits in a bikini is more fun than a traditional EASTER EGG hunt….
Even though she her Easter Egg Hunt is probably the kind that involves the use of her colon because her billionaire husband who collected her sends her off to their Easter Themed rich person sex parties. I saw Eyes Wide Shut, I know how it works. It’s a small club and we’re not in it…but it’s IN Salma Hayek…..
If you’re old lady Hayek and you still have fat tits people want to see, you might as well make it easy for them by not wasting your time hiding them, but treating it more like how you’d treat an Easter Egg hunt for a retard kid…just putting it out there so they can find it, why delay creaming the eggs…who has time for that shit.
Posted in:Salma Hayek
2025
21
Apr
As you know, Britney Spears being dead or institutionalized, or in a medically induced coma, replaced by either AI or a BODY double has been one of the highlights of pop culture…since Pop Culture is essentially dead, no one gives a fuck….
Britney Spears is the last standing from the OLD GUARD that’s doing anything of interest, you know the old school pop star who was top of the pops still making noise in a way that’s more authentic that the old timers trying too hard, less desperate but more disturbing because of how weird it is.
She’s a top level professionally trained performer and this is the quality of dance she puts together for herself, wine mom and clunky, fucking weird, which makes it amazing.
Posted in:Britney Spears
2025
21
Apr
Jessica Simpson is old as shit, so obviously her face has been jacked up in her quest to market bullshit you don’t need.
She has taken Ozempic, left her man and broken her home like some kind of failure of a woman, because her one main job should be being the glue that keeps the family together for the sake of the kids, but instead she wants to get out there and get jerked off to before the face injections that make her look like a blow-up doll melt and leave her looking old and weathered like she is….
She is promoting a new album that I am sure is life changing….
She is promoting her ongoing clothing brand that made her a billionaire…
She is in overalls with a bikini top, a hot look, she’s in a short skirt and heels, also a hot look, and if she wasn’t 50 years old and terrifying to look at in her attempt to stay young and hot and porny, you could potentially jerk off to her for old times, but might as well just jerk off to her old pics buy sucking off a codeine lollipop like it’s a micro-penis isn’t so bad, I guess.
Posted in:Jessica Simpson
2025
21
Apr
Jenna Ortega had a see through shirt on. I don’t know when this historic moment happened, but since she had a bra on it’s hardly historical at all.
I figure if you’re going to wear a see through shirt, make it braless so that we can actually see the tits.
It may be Easter but we don’t need some bullshit EASTER EGG hunt that leaves us unsatisfied like when I was a kid and my foster parents took pleasure in not hiding any chocolate around their basement apartment, while telling me they did and letting me dig through everything for hours until giving up, exhausted and defeated but as entertainment for them to laugh at, always the sad clown I guess.
Anyway, there has been interest in whether Ortaga has fake tits or not in the reality show that is celebrity bullshit, and we don’t have the answer because celebrity bullshit has been replaced with political bullshit, in the reality show that is the distraction from our own shitty lives….
She is marketed as the hottest the industry has, with her dopey eyes and all, so take it in…
Posted in:Jenna Ortega
2025
21
Apr
Megan Fox has dressed herself like the Easter Egg to celebrate Easter.
You may find that out of character since it is assumed that she is one of those Satanic celebrities planted into the pop culture machine by the satanic overlords.
There are conspiracies that I like to believe where she was brought as jerk off material for the masses, presented as the hottest celeb you lust over, all while having been born with a dick, at least according her own admission, as some sort of Satanic trick.
She’s now old as shit, apparently she recently gave birth and these would be her MILK filled tits, even though trannies, according to her own admission, aren’t supposed to lactate because they can’t actually have kids.
I don’t think she really has the same appeal she did in the early 2000s when we had limited options, but it’s always good to check in for checks and balances I guess…and she looks pretty tranny to me…hard face, hard tits, menopause if she wasn’t born with a dick.
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